Narrator (Ski Patrol)

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This article is about the narrator in "Ski Patrol". For the narrator in "YouTube Copyright School", see Narrator (YouTube Copyright School).

"Well done, trainee! Congratulations! You are now the ultimate enforcer of ski safety! Take pride in your duty, knowing the slopes are a safer place with you on them!"

— Narrator, YouTube Copyright School

An offscreen narrator appears in the irregular episode, "Ski Patrol". He assists Lumpy on how to work on a ski patrol. His role spoofs many employee training tapes. While he is offscreen, he is capable of giving Lumpy equipment. The narrator seems inadequate at teaching Lumpy as all his lessons fail. He also seems unaware of what is going on. Even so, he still congratulates Lumpy on every lesson. In the second lesson, he gives Lumpy conflicting advice.

Qoutes

• "So, you want to join the esteemed ranks of the Ski Patrol..." - "Ski Patrol"
• "First rate job, cadet! You have thwarted that piece of trash's plans for ruining the fun of some unsuspecting skiers!" - "Ski Patrol"
• Ah, the broken leg. The ski patrol's cowardly arch-enemy. Well, we can fix that in a snap! Uh, no pun intended." - "Ski Patrol"
• "Now go out there and save some lives!" - "Ski Patrol"