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Inspired by Super Mario Wiki, the bad jokes and other deleted nonsense archives keep poor writing and vandalism on the wiki that users consider humorous. The one guideline it has to be funny, whether intentionally or not. You can find an example if you see it or look in the history section of a page. A few rules:

• Don't just archive random vandalism.

Humor is subjective, but there is common sense in specifically funny vandalism or bad writing. For example, the Cuddles article being

"CUDDLES IS A [insert swear word here]" is not funny; it is childish and obnoxious.

• Add things from the mainspace.

This archive is about funny writing on wiki pages, making it less serious to take. Don't include examples from User Talk Pages. Examples of proposals (which will come soon) can count.

• Users have the right to remove what they wrote.

Some users don't want their embarrassing edits on here, and that's fine. The user has a right to remove the content they wrote. Blatant vandalism might be an exception.

• We will not tolerate Newbie bashing.

This is a fun page talking about bad writing, not mocking or insulting people who do it. Heck, even we do it sometimes. It's OK to have some innocent humor but don't try to be insulting.

Here are a few tips for organizing BJAODN pages:

• Entries should are in alphabetical order.
• Entries that have bogus red links should have the {{fake link|}} template instead.
• Commentary is nuanced as long as it adds to something. Just don't include pointless analysis just for the heck of it.
• Anyone can ask permission to put an example, but it isn't required.

Now, let the nonsense begin!

Brake the Cycle

(First version of the page.)

Plot

Toothy tries his new bicycle, but it makes him ride way too fast, but how will he turn off the breaks?

Trivia

This is the final Blurb! episode. Cro-Marmot & Mime are on a picnic together in this episode. Starting with this episode, The text “Feauturing a few friends” is changed to “Also featuring”.

Cuddles

Cuddles is one of the main characters, and the mascot of the internet and television franchise, Happy Tree Friends. He is the first character to be created prior to the show's proper debut. While Cuddles made his official debut in the episode, Spin Fun Knowin' Ya, he appeared in the then-unreleased short "Banjo Frenzy" where a blue dinosaur (an earlier version of Lumpy) killed the rabbit character resembling him. He is a supper hero rabbit who can use powerful sonic screams, hot heat vision, touching laser touches, whisper singing, non-controllable singing, and very cold ice breathing.

Relationships

Foes and rivals

Like most characters, Cuddles strongly fears Flippy's evil side. As seen in episodes such as This Is Your Knife, Party Animal and Hear Today, Gone Tomorrow, Flippy's evil would kill Cuddles.

("I hope not to be killed by Flippy's evil too!") - TheUnGhost

Flaky

(Prior to Flaky's article getting a page, someone created her first article with just this.)
Cos that’s jost who I am dis week
(A second revision)
Flaky is a nervous red porcupine. She is shy at most times.

List of Contents

• 1. Trivia.
• 2. Things her name refers to

Trivia

• Her Collect’Em All card states she has been banned from balloon shops because of her quills.
• As seen in Party Animal, it’s confirmed she can bloat up whenever she eats peanuts, but she has an allergic reaction to peanuts.
• Since her gender is disputed to be male, it was confirmed in 2012 that she is female.

Things her name refers to

Her name refers to someone having flakes on any of their features.

Flippy

Concept and creation

Prior to this, Fliqpy was originally a giant evil bear, while Flippy was originally a small young bear.

Flipped Out Flippy

(This was the first page to create him.)
Fliqpy is a bear who is Flippy’s alter ego, or his father (confirmed by a couple of people). He has greenish eyes. Unlike Flippy who is sweet, smart and nice, Fliqpy is uncute, unintelligent, and naughty.

The General

Trivia

• The General's outfit has a striking resemblance to the ones worn by Nazi officers.

Giggles' mom

Gallery

• 

  Giggles' mom mourning the loss of Giggle

("This was a change made by accident through an edit I did. Said change also changed the spelling from "Giggles" to Giggle" in process of removing punctuations from the images. And this mistake when unnoticed for about a month. To be fair, this wiki was still in its early stages.") - TheUnGhost

Nuttin' Wrong With Candy

(first revision)

Plot

Nutty eats so many candy, but gets more than he bargains.

Nutty

(first revision)
Nutty is a green squrriel who can jitter a lot by eating candy. [[File: Nutty Season 4-style.png]]

List of contents

• 1. Trivia
• 2. Foods

Trivia

• Nutty has rabies, according to his Collect’Em all card.
• Nutty’s favorite food is candy. Thus, since he is a squirrel, he never eats acorns.
• Nutty’s traits are similar to Fliqpy’s traits, with him having pastel green eyes just like Fliqpy, but not that much as crooked teeth like Fliqpy.

Foods

• According to his name, Nutty eats nuts, but in the show, he eats candy. This is probably because Nutty might be allergic to nuts.
• Nutty eats candy, like the magenta candy apple on his head, the purple all day sucker, the pink lollipop, and the white and red candy cane.

Pop

Friends

Mam, Pop’s wife or Cub’s mom, is confirmed on some art related websites, though she is never seen. Pop’s wife (aka Cub’s mom) has died prior to the series. She was seen on a grave in ‘’Can’t Stop Coffin’’.

Trivia

• Pop’s wife, or Cub’s mom, is unknown, but it’s possible she is deceased or she lives in another country.

Water You Wading For

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Date	February 11, 2000 Jaunary 6-13 (orginally, but it released on February 11 instead)
Origin	Happy Tree Friends

"Water You Wading For" is the sixth episode of internet season 1 episode. This episode that introduces Flaky.

Plot

Cuddles jumps in the lake, he tells Flaky (a red porcupine) to come in, put she doesn’t and tries to warn him about the no swimming sign, Cuddles keeps telling her to come in, he is suddenly attacked by piranhas, he is then bounced around like a beach ball by two seals, Flaky tries to get him by using a stick, however she isn’t close enough to reach him, he is thrown to land, he is then eaten by an alligator, he manages to get of the alligator, Flaky goes and gets something to save Cuddles, as Cuddles finally manages to get out of the water, he is crushed by a whale, a rope with a buoy is thrown to where Cuddles’ remains are, as Flaky laughs nervously.

Fates

Deaths

• Cuddles is crushed by a whale.

Injuries

*Cuddles’ is torture by different animals.

Survival rate

• Number of surviving main characters: 1
• Number of dead main characters: 1
• Total rate: 50%

Trivia

• In the Veed.Io version of this episode, this episode has a few differences:

* 1. Cuddles & Flaky speak clearly instead of garble done, and introduce themselves.

• 2. Flaky warns Cuddles about the water differently.
• 3. Flaky jumps into the water.
• 4. Cuddles is eaten by a whale instead of bitten by sea creatures.